All cooks are hypocrites!

I have heard it time and time again that many people do not like Christians because they are all hypocrites. Christians say one thing (love all people) but then do another (picket funerals). Christians say they forgive people but then they go ahead and hold grudges forever. So many people have decided that they give up being Christian because of this hypocritical behavior that is observed in a select few.

Whelp if that is the case then you might just want to give up cooking.

This little gem of a business will offer you dirty dishes alongside the food you ordered for authenticity sake. 

That is right. For those of us who want the joy of cooking without actually cooking but still ensuring others believe you cook - you too can have dirty dishes delivered to your home to give the impression that you slaved over the meal.

The thing is, no one is going to look at this and say, "well, I know that some people will say they cook but actually don't therefor I will give up cooking because all cooks are hypocrites." This is silly.

Christians are not hypocritical - human beings are hypocritical. It just turns out that all Christians are human.